heather ([info]blamemyparents) wrote,
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I broke [info]ruinrunner82's X-Box (-12 points). In October I pushed [info]theagoddess in the mud (-17 points). In September I helped [info]disi hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday I punched [info]timq in the arm (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (488 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
blamemyparents

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]ruinrunner82 (-5000 points). Last Saturday I stole [info]djjuicyj's purse (-30 points). Last month [info]bella_michelle and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I gave [info]queenmothy a kidney (1000 points). Last Thursday I gave [info]phoenixelement a Dutch Oven (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4090 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
blamemyparents

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[info]timq

December 6 2005, 00:40:40 UTC 6 years ago

OW!

And you still got a bike? I call shenanigans.

[info]blamemyparents

December 6 2005, 01:44:24 UTC 6 years ago

Re: OW!

:-P The bike is mine. Deal with it and move on.
*punches [info]timq in the arm*

[info]timq

December 6 2005, 14:58:08 UTC 6 years ago

Re: OW!

OW^2! You're a bully.

[info]blamemyparents

December 7 2005, 00:11:05 UTC 6 years ago

Re: OW!

wimp
*slaps [info]timq with a wet carp

[info]timq

December 7 2005, 00:38:31 UTC 6 years ago

Re: OW!

Mmmmmm....fish.....

Oh, and OW!

[info]ruinrunner82

December 6 2005, 18:41:34 UTC 6 years ago

Why is giving someone a Dutch Oven a bad thing? I like making stuff in Dutch Ovens.

And why would you commit genocide?!?!? I'm TELLING! Wait, I'm dead...

I'll get someone to tell FOR me! ;)

[info]timq

December 6 2005, 20:40:27 UTC 6 years ago

B/c she's a bully. And we all know bully commit genocide.

[info]blamemyparents

December 7 2005, 00:12:03 UTC 6 years ago

your time is coming to an end.
the [Bad username: ruinrunner82"] race must be purified.

I like Dutch Ovens. But maybe its the getting burned part.

[info]blamemyparents

December 7 2005, 00:13:00 UTC 6 years ago

that was supposed to be [info]ruinrunner82 See, lj agrees with me that you have a bad username. you must be purified.
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